Ladies and gentleman, today i present to you the 10 weirdest things my friends do :
Number 10: Every time they walk past me they scream: ''imma boop your head'' they wait 10 seconds and poke me in my belly.
Number 9: If i ever make myself a cup of coffee when they are around, i should just accept the fact that im getting grapes in my coffee.
Number 8: When in my room they use little things like: beads, peanuts, fake nails and even pieces of cauliflower to stuff every pocket of every pants i own.
Number 7: They turn the light on an off and on and off, then scream and run hysterically, then hide under the bed, chair or table and say that it is storming
Number 6: everytime they see a sponge they claim that spongebob is stalking them, to make sure this never happens again, they cut a square in the middle of the sponge and hum I'm a survivor...
Number 5: Whenever we go to McDonalds they ask for a happy meal and a depressed meal
Number 4: In a museum they stand in front of a painting, look at the person in the painting and then scream: OH MY GOD IM HIDEOUS!
Number 3: One of my friends has a pet rock, she sometimes throws it around and claims it has a seizure
Number 2: When they come across an elevator they push every button there is and then run to the next floor the elevator is going to, they get in and get out on the next floor (and then in on the next floor and it goes through all floors..)
Number 1: When hearing the song '''Sail'' they lie on their belly,on the floor waiting for them to say ''sail'' and then at the exact same time they shout whale and start to make whale noises and wave their arms and legs up and down agressively
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